Accidentally got high at work this morning.
Forgot to open a window when using a chemical with a lot of fumes.
Stupid me had to go hide somewhere till it wore off.
Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird
i literally just whispered ’my god’
Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?
Pussy + Time / income ^2