iraffiruse:

How puppies help when you’re sick.

That was the saddest thing, the thing that tore at her afterward… the way he smiled.

(Source: withfireandblood)

mothernaturenetwork:

How did the turtle cross the road? With your help
If you see a turtle trying to cross the road, it most likely needs your assistance. Here are some tips on how you can get the turtle safely on its way.

(Source: onlylolgifs)

kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

blood-just-like-the-atlantic:

the constant struggle of “should I reread one of my favorite books because it’s so amazing and it makes me happy every time i read it” or “should i read a new book and expand my horizons” is SO FUCKING HARD

"If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre."
— Crazy Sexy Khool (via crazysexykhool)

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]