How puppies help when you’re sick.
That was the saddest thing, the thing that tore at her afterward… the way he smiled.
how to give a handjob:
1. grab boner mid-shaft
2. pump until confetti is released
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
the constant struggle of “should I reread one of my favorite books because it’s so amazing and it makes me happy every time i read it” or “should i read a new book and expand my horizons” is SO FUCKING HARD
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]