Accidentally got high at work this morning.

Forgot to open a window when using a chemical with a lot of fumes.

Stupid me had to go hide somewhere till it wore off.

dogmobile:

Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

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dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

(Source: tibets)

just-another-dream:

The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed

(Source: samsfatcakes)

"I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But Doctor” he says, “I am Pagliacci.”"

Robin Williams  (via fuck-yeah-tennis)

My heart.:(

(via cheyennecoolkidd)

(Source: paintedlions)

cellardoornevermore:


argyleapple:


New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ

cellardoornevermore:

argyleapple:

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ

(Source: welcometojurassicworld)

troyesivan:

i  literally just whispered ’my god’ troyesivan:

i  literally just whispered ’my god’

troyesivan:

i  literally just whispered ’my god’

Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?

(Source: iamnevertheone)

(Source: poyzn)

Pussy + Time / income ^2